Wednesday, September 23, 2009

If This Is The World We Live In, I'd Like My Drano And Bleach Cocktail...NOW.

If This Is The World We Live In, I'd Like My Drano And Bleach Cocktail...NOW.

Hi!
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by Stephanie Stebbins,
SPECIAL GUEST CONTRIBUTOR

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6 comments:

  1. You're either a good writer or an under cover sales person for SEMEN-SPY!! I've never suspected that anything was "up" with my girl, but shit, maybe now I wanna be even MORE sure!! Thanks Stephanie!!

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  2. Best laugh I have had all day. Way to go Stephanie!

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  3. That light that shows semen always turns my hands a different color! LMAO!

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  4. Makes me wonder...or at the very least should make YOU wonder!!

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  5. Absolutely hysterical! Loved it! Thanks for keeping this old face smiling.

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