Why won't my editor, Adam Dolin, return my emails?
Sun, 09/13/2009 - 15:14 — Matt
TO: Assistant Editor Adam Dolin INRE: FRIDAY RELEASE/ RECORDS KEEPING CRISIS FROM: The Good Sir
Dear Mr. Adam Dolin, assistant editor, N.A.D.Chicago**
Good day to you sir. All apologies for writing to you in this state, but sweet jumping Jesus do I have good reason. Due to a rent payment "disaster", the building management/ bastards have kindly asked me to vacate the building...including, of course, the National Affairs Desk HeadQuarters. This indeed poses all of the "what the fuck am I going to do?" type of head-spinning worry, in addition to neatly packing up the National Affairs Desk for secure transport to a new HQ location. Ist and foremost, I believe you have a good bulk of some of my earlier work and original "Friday Releases". And I need 'em...or at least copies OF them. I can't very well archive my work if you have a third of it in your bottom left desk drawer at the firm. I have NO idea where my copies are, but THAT my friend is utterly besides the point. Please send word of their safety or disappearence. I won't be angry or anything if they ARE gone, I'd just have to realize that they may very well have gotten sucked into the very same VOID that stole 9 years of my life and most of my hair at that firm. If so, the material is gone...and for good. I'm opening up several new blog sites and working with a couple others and will be shucking out copies of a few of my more "polished" stories over the www, and I for one know we'll need a level head to assist in the effort. If you can make time to help or have an interest on any level get in touch with me so i can fill you in. Either way I'll need a response before I feel the need to publicly post more emails you have failed to return. Don't fuck around on this one bud, now is the time...now we need you. Right-e-o...........................Matt (Hell-Dog, ect)